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Terry Freedman's avatar

Come on, people! How come ain't nobody identified the REAL song and artist out of that lot?

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Jim Cummings's avatar

I'm late to the party. Just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed this one, Terry. Hilarious!

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Terry Freedman's avatar

Oh, thanks very much, Jim! Glad you enjoyed it. Just of interest, was there any particular "chart entry" you enjoyed more than others? 😄

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Nathan Slake's avatar

Genius, Terry. Just when I think there can't be anything wildly original left to come, and then there's this!

Was this one that just popped into your head randomly?

I think this is my favourite line: Top four time now, and it’s Put On Your Mask and Stay Away, by The Paranoids.

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Terry Freedman's avatar

Thank you, sir! I have a list of over 200 possible scenarios, which i go to on a regular basis. However, the TOTP version literally just popped into my head, and then virtually wrote itself. I had a lot of fun writing it, which i hopes comes through.

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Nathan Slake's avatar

Sure does!

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Terry Freedman's avatar

😀

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Rebecca Holden's avatar

Oh Terry, this is priceless! I laughed out loud when I got to 'I Done Read A Book, by The Swots'.

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Terry Freedman's avatar

😅

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"I Need A Doctor" by the Hypochrondriacs. Not to be confused with the old Ray Charles hit, "I Don't Need No Doctor".

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Terry Freedman's avatar

Oh i hadn’t heard of that song. Thanks!

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Put On Your Mask and Stay Away, by The Paranoids

I Never Wrote Nothing (And I Don’t Care), by The Scribes.

I Can’t Wait No More by The Triage

HILARIOUS, Terry. Just hilarious!

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Terry Freedman's avatar

Thanks Sharron, glad you enjoyed it 😃

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Jill CampbellMason's avatar

Enjoyable to the max! As the country gets a new guy at the top and frigid temperatures glue us down❣️

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Terry Freedman's avatar

Thanks Jill, glad you liked it 😃

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Daniel Appleton's avatar

Maybe try it in the style of an old school PI or a Thomas Magnum.

You resemble Alfred Molina, best known for his role as Dr. Otto Octavious AKA Doctor Octopus in the Spiderman movies as well as Indiana Jones' local guide in the Peruvian temple scenes in Raiders ( " You throw me the idol, I throw you the whip ).

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Daniel Appleton's avatar

I did, & still occasionally still do, Telly Savalas / Kojak. " Hey ! Who loves ya, baby ? " 🍭🍭

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Terry Freedman's avatar

Chortle!

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Beth T (BethOfAus)'s avatar

(AI really struggles with hands and legs.) (Billy Connolly on Parkinson not Billy Parkinson. You’re just seeing if we’re awake.) Billy is always memorable, once you’ve caught on to the accent anyway. A very different version of your story.

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Terry Freedman's avatar

Thanks for pointing out the error, Beth. AI struggles with hands too!

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

I struggle with AI...🥹

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Rebecca Holden's avatar

Me too! I can't even spell it....!

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Terry Freedman's avatar

🤣

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Terry Freedman's avatar

So does AI

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Rebecca Holden's avatar

🤣

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