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Nov 14Liked by Terry Freedman

Wildly incentive again, Terry!

I especially liked the response about being grateful of getting to read a book in hospital!!

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Thanks, Nathan! Glad you enjoyed it, and that bit especially. I always try to look ion the bright side!

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Wise Uncle Fred. Do advice columns still exist? We had Dear Abby for so many years that I believe there have been about 5 “Abbys.”

Leave a one star review— controversial advice. I wrestle with this. Do I want to be THAT complainy person or truly warn people about the horrible gal at the pet groomers?

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Three Abbys? I can think of three agony columns still going in Britain, and I think there are more. I didn't understand the pet groomers bit I'm afraid 😒

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Terry, this is so clever - loved every letter and its response - what an excellent vehicle for this treatment!

Pic is HILARIOUS. 🤣

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Hang on, that's a self-portrait. Thanks a bunch.

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Nice One Terry, as inspirational as ever, your Uncle Fred reminds me of my nephew, Biz M'Rees. We send our Regards !!

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Dunno what's going on here. I responded ages ago , or maybe that was to a Note. Yes it was, so ignore everything I've written so far. Thanks very much!

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Now you remind me of my other nephew, Bob, to whom the family usually relate to as “Our Discom”….

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Cheers, mate. 😂

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My readers my legacy! I know my rights! Splendid. Beautifully through written if I may get technical, and one of my favourites. I remember Marge Proops as my mum read the Mirror, and also the wonderfully named Virginia Ironsides in Woman, Woman's Own or one of those magazines. My mum had a lot as my aunties passed them on. Wasn't Clare Rayner one as well? Her husband was her agent and was always hassling a friend I had in accounts at her publisher about her royalties. But I digress...

I had a one star Amazon review ion a book once. The review said "interesting". I'm still trying to work out if that was stupidity or excellent sarcasm. The latter, I fear.

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Gosh, that review, Drew! I wonder what on earth the person was thinking?

Years ago I won my category in a magazine competition for a piece of jewellery I'd made. The next edition included a multi-page article featuring pictures of the winning pieces across all categories alongside effusive praise for each piece from the judges. In my case the words were limited to just two: 'Nicely constructed.' 🤣

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I sometimes wonder if the amount of praise is inversely related to the quality. I mean, if two words say alk that need to be said, why say more? As it happens, "nicely constructed" is what people say about me on the rare occasions I visit the gym.

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😂

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Classic! Yeah you won but... Y'know... What is it with people like that??

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😁

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I think they call it ‘damned by faint praise’! 🤣

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Very true!

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One star reviews are the pits, especially if unaccompanied by any explanatory text. Yes, I remember Marje Proops and Claire Rainer, sadly for the same reason as you. My sister used to buy teen girls magazines, and their problem pages were a good laugh: Should I let my boyfriend kiss me on our first date? That sort of thiing. I now wish I’d written in with the converse: How can I get a girl to kiss me on our first date. Such a missed opportunity!

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Your uncle Fred is not so bad. I even enjoyed his utilitarian wisdom. Bravo, uncle Fred!

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Even though what he says changes according to who he's answering? 😂

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That is why I called him "utilitarian."

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I thought so. 😅

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Nov 11Liked by Terry Freedman

Uncle Fred is a keeper: lots of common sense, very calm. Perhaps he should hold a very high up political office in (insert country name here).

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Hahaha. With his constant Contradictions he'd be ideal. 🤣

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Nov 11Liked by Terry Freedman

😂

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This was a vacation in reading for me. Thoroughly enjoyable.I bet you enjoyed writing.

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Thanks very much, Jill. That's very kind of you. Yes I did. Glad it showed! 😃

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Whenever someone asks ‘Do you know who I am?’, it’s always a concern, especially when they’re in a hospital waiting room! An obvious sign of concussion. (Grin.) Another clever take.

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LOL. I agree, Beth. Comedian Frank Carson: I visited a nursing home last week. I said to one of the residents, 'Do you know who I am?' He said 'No, but if you ask Matron she'll tell you' 🤣

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Good humor, Terry. We don't have Uncle Fred. For years we had Ann Landers, Dear Abby, Miss Manners, and Dear Prudence. I know there have been some advice-slinging men, but I can't remember a one of them.

Loved the perspectives here, and how by just embellishing or omitting certain details, the stories change significantly!

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Thanks, Elizabeth. There's an agony uncle column here called Dear Richard, I think. I have no idea what his qualifications are apart from being a TV celebrity. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Madeley near the bottom, paragraph starting November 2018. I agree about the changing versions due to leaving out or exaggerating details. In fact, I half thought of calling this "alternative facts" 🤣

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Yes, it's the last feature in the Saturday Telegraph's magazine section. I usually head there first!

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Good grief. But what are his qualifications for that?

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Dunno. ‘Man of the world’? 🤔

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Nov 10Liked by Terry Freedman

I love Uncle Fred! I really need an Uncle Fred in my life. I have a small room and bath in my house for rent. I wonder if....

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🤣 I'll ask him!

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In North America, we have similar columns in our papers. Probably the two most famous ones were Dear Ann and Dear Abby (both now deceased). A man writing such a column is the focus of Nathanael West's novel "Miss Lonelyhearts".

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Thanks, David. I had a feeling that the US might have such columns. I haven’t read that story, so that is another one for the toppling TBR list. sigh. Thanks!

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