Hehe, very on point. Perfect execution. Full marks!
There's an impressive modern art gallery in Tasmania, MOMA, which has tags on various pieces and you can select them to show "Art wank" (literally how they describe it) describes of the pieces 😆
Bravo! By the way, I miss the Sotheby's auction with your graphic report. Freedman, famous activist on the CRAP current, Canvas Renamed After Painting, bang our minds with bla, bla, bla... 10.000 £
Love this one Terry: I too believe that the vast majority of writing about art is complete hogwash. Very rarely does it add to my art appreciating experience. By that token, your piece succeeded spectacularly! 😉
I could not quite relate this one to your original story, Terry, but it is absolutely hilarious! The perfectly pompous, fatuous, supercilious, snooty language one sees in a gallery note. Who're they kidding? Thanks for a great start to my Sunday!
🤣 Thanks Sharron, glad it provided a chortle! I tried to touch on the original story but had to exercise a bit of poetic --sorry, artistic-- licence! 😆
Picking a favourite from all of your fabulous experiments in style is a tall order, Terry, but this one is hiiiiiiiiiiigh on the list!
Thanks, Rebecca! 🤣
Hehe, very on point. Perfect execution. Full marks!
There's an impressive modern art gallery in Tasmania, MOMA, which has tags on various pieces and you can select them to show "Art wank" (literally how they describe it) describes of the pieces 😆
'Art wank'! 🤣
A ver accurate description methinks!
Thanks Nathan! Really? Well at least they're honest! 🤣
Love it! Poncy art-reviewers! Just like book-reviewers! They view things through their navel!
PS: Will try fire extinguisher comment at next exhibition I attend.
Hang on, I review books! Thanks for kind words. If you do the fire extinguisher ploy, please write about it! 😁
Promise I will.
This was fun ! I shall possibly use the advice re the fire extinguisher.
Thanks Maureen. Do report back if you try it! 😁
Love it, love it, love it. Chuckle, chuckle. Sublime work Terrence von Freedman.
🤣 thanks very much, Beth! Glad it provided a chuckle 😃
Bravo! By the way, I miss the Sotheby's auction with your graphic report. Freedman, famous activist on the CRAP current, Canvas Renamed After Painting, bang our minds with bla, bla, bla... 10.000 £
😅 thanks very much. Chortle!
Very good piece!
Thank you, Sir! 😁
Love this one Terry: I too believe that the vast majority of writing about art is complete hogwash. Very rarely does it add to my art appreciating experience. By that token, your piece succeeded spectacularly! 😉
Omg what a compliment! 🤣 thanks very much, Tom 😁
I could not quite relate this one to your original story, Terry, but it is absolutely hilarious! The perfectly pompous, fatuous, supercilious, snooty language one sees in a gallery note. Who're they kidding? Thanks for a great start to my Sunday!
🤣 Thanks Sharron, glad it provided a chortle! I tried to touch on the original story but had to exercise a bit of poetic --sorry, artistic-- licence! 😆