🤣The solar powered ones are extra. These ones are motion-powered, so the more you walk in them, the longer the batter lasts. We had to withdraw the wired ones after several people electrocuted themselves by soaking their feet while still wearing the socks.
Thank you for the swift delivery of my EasyLites bed socks. Sadly a manufacturing fault - clearly at your end - has resulted in an unravelling of glow-in-the-dark yarn all the way downstairs to the kitchen, where on the first night of wearing I'd headed to put the kettle on after paying a night-time visit to you-know-where. I can now ONLY navigate to the kitchen, not the bathroom, when I get up in the night, which I am sure you'll appreciate is proving uncomfortable, problematic and neither easy NOR 'lite'. The very fact that the fault is directly resulting in a crippling oversupply of tea is serving only to compound the problem.
Please supply a repair kit by return of post. A pair of glow-in-the-dark knitting needles and an instructional video featuring all five of your scientists is the very least I expect.
Thanks. You clearly accidentally bought the other model in our range: EZ-T. "Do you feel the need to get up in the middle of the night to have a cup of tea, but don't want to wake everyone up while you find your way to the kitchen? EZ-T sox automatically unravel and locate your kitchen, providing a soft ambient light to guide you on your way to the kettle. Never experience a tea deficit again. EZ-T sox. You know it makes sense." 🤣
You're insane, Rebecca, or you have a recently diagnosed complaint called Beck's Syndrome, defined in the latest medical dictionary as "the sufferer has a pronounced tendency to use a surfeit of emojis on the smallest pretext. No known cure is available." 😂😂
Jul 30, 2023·edited Jul 30, 2023Liked by Terry Freedman
Why don’t you answer my customer complaint? I bought the bed socks and I was very happy because they fit perfectly and I didn’t walk anymore into walls or doors for that matter. Plus, I could go to the bathroom without turning on the light which helped with the electricity bill. I live in Europe. But after the third day, the left sock 🧦 stopped glowing! And last night I stepped into my cat’s potty 🐱💩 without noticing and then went to back to bed. When I woke up everyone was upset including the cat! And I had to wash the bedsheets three times to get the stench out.
It's very important not to get them wet, because you can electrocute yourself. All this is clearly in the small print, albeit in font size 2. However, as a gesture of goodwill I'm popping another pair in the post. Chortle.
That's great! I'm going to start wearing them on my vacations instead of shoes. As I can't read street names, I can use the built in navigation. Now that's value for money!
It's all about the footnote, my man. And if you can ship me 12 pairs of extra small EasyLites asap, I've got three elderly cats who'd love some nighttime illumination. That'll be all, thank you kindly.
The hubby is postulating the possibility of these socks... there has been mention of bioluminescence and fungus. I stopped actively listening at fungus.
I loved this one.
But you didn't tell us how it is powered? Do we leave them in the sun to charge? 🤣
🤣The solar powered ones are extra. These ones are motion-powered, so the more you walk in them, the longer the batter lasts. We had to withdraw the wired ones after several people electrocuted themselves by soaking their feet while still wearing the socks.
Bahahaha.
You could be onto something here... $$$$
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I'm still waiting for my Bovver boots. Step it up mate or I'll sort you out!
😂 I thought you didn't want the bovver boots because you didn't trust my pictorial depiction of them 🤔
Thank you for the swift delivery of my EasyLites bed socks. Sadly a manufacturing fault - clearly at your end - has resulted in an unravelling of glow-in-the-dark yarn all the way downstairs to the kitchen, where on the first night of wearing I'd headed to put the kettle on after paying a night-time visit to you-know-where. I can now ONLY navigate to the kitchen, not the bathroom, when I get up in the night, which I am sure you'll appreciate is proving uncomfortable, problematic and neither easy NOR 'lite'. The very fact that the fault is directly resulting in a crippling oversupply of tea is serving only to compound the problem.
Please supply a repair kit by return of post. A pair of glow-in-the-dark knitting needles and an instructional video featuring all five of your scientists is the very least I expect.
Thanks. You clearly accidentally bought the other model in our range: EZ-T. "Do you feel the need to get up in the middle of the night to have a cup of tea, but don't want to wake everyone up while you find your way to the kitchen? EZ-T sox automatically unravel and locate your kitchen, providing a soft ambient light to guide you on your way to the kettle. Never experience a tea deficit again. EZ-T sox. You know it makes sense." 🤣
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You're insane, Rebecca, or you have a recently diagnosed complaint called Beck's Syndrome, defined in the latest medical dictionary as "the sufferer has a pronounced tendency to use a surfeit of emojis on the smallest pretext. No known cure is available." 😂😂
Pretext? I need a PRETEXT? 😮🤪😆
Omg 😂😂
Why don’t you answer my customer complaint? I bought the bed socks and I was very happy because they fit perfectly and I didn’t walk anymore into walls or doors for that matter. Plus, I could go to the bathroom without turning on the light which helped with the electricity bill. I live in Europe. But after the third day, the left sock 🧦 stopped glowing! And last night I stepped into my cat’s potty 🐱💩 without noticing and then went to back to bed. When I woke up everyone was upset including the cat! And I had to wash the bedsheets three times to get the stench out.
It's very important not to get them wet, because you can electrocute yourself. All this is clearly in the small print, albeit in font size 2. However, as a gesture of goodwill I'm popping another pair in the post. Chortle.
Dear Chortle, as an analphabet I feel discriminated. But thanks for the extra pair and I'll try no to get them wet.
As I'd never heard that word before I am clearly analphabetic myself. Chortle!
Well, I hope that you've sent the socks to the right address... 🫥
They find the address themselves, Claudia, as they have a built in satnav etc. Chortle
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That's great! I'm going to start wearing them on my vacations instead of shoes. As I can't read street names, I can use the built in navigation. Now that's value for money!
It's all about the footnote, my man. And if you can ship me 12 pairs of extra small EasyLites asap, I've got three elderly cats who'd love some nighttime illumination. That'll be all, thank you kindly.
😂 In the post!
The hubby is postulating the possibility of these socks... there has been mention of bioluminescence and fungus. I stopped actively listening at fungus.
Thanks for the giggles. Sorry about your head!
OMG I would have too! 😂 Thanks, Patricia :-)
Literally laughing out loud over here in Canada! EasyLites🤣. Truly the best.
Thanks, Donna 😂
Yes. EasyLites. I'll buy a pair.
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