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Loved this, and had a chuckle or two, too. The language differences between the Brits and Americans can be charming (I, too, am a fan of the British accent - everything sounds so civilized, regardless of what's been said). Perhaps some of it's rubbed off on me; I told a co-worker that I loved British TV and movies, and she said, "Ah, I can kinda tell. You say stuff and I don't really know what you're talking about." 😂

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Jan 17Liked by Terry Freedman

Watched a lot of Dave Allen in my younger days. Some lovely memories. And yeah, Substack really drives home the differences sometimes, in English vs American English. A fun read.

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Took the STSC Omnibus over here, hello!

Gosh, growing up in Finland speaking Swedish, they taught us British English. Then I moved to... Santa Monica! I still think the word "queue" is way better than "line."

One of my most painful stumbles while adapting to English 24/7 was when I said: "What's the clock?" My husband claimed he loved the expression. To me it sounded like the scene from Casablanca. "What watch?" "Ten watch." "Such much?"

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Insane, isn't it, Alicia? I don't think all British accents sound sophisticated 😂. I've not heard the kind Vs nice distinction before, but that sounds about right from my limited experience. I would like to go to NY one of these days.

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Who know that "ass" could provoke such a fantastic blog post and this ensuing discussion! Loved reading this. That observation about the differences between New York and LA English is spot on. Similar to how people will say the East Coast is "kind" and the West Coast is "nice." I'm an East Coast girl through and through. But oh, how I would love to speak with a sophisticated British accent!!

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Love it! I will defend “different than” (and different from) but there's no excuse for “I could care less." And I'm intrigued by the book about NY English! You haven't fully experienced American English until you've had the NY experience, though it's not for the faint of heart ;-)

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I can’t believe you quoted my stupid-ass comment

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Long ass story. Love it. Reminds me of a phrase from my firefighting days, when we’d complain about “hiking our ass out” from wherever the helicopter dropped us. Always had the visual of giant buttocks strapped to our backs.

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You made me laugh out loud--and I now live in LA!

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Jan 6, 2023·edited Jan 6, 2023Liked by Terry Freedman

I would tend to favor tiny ass or small ass over short ass, which I have not yet heard. That does not mean it is not in use, only that I have never heard it because I am somwhat of a tight ass when it comes to slang. I learn new words daily, for example I learned what dead chuffed means just the other day. I bet you are dead chuffed with this post. I would be.

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Great-ass post, Terry! And wow - jam AND cream - and STUFF - in a doughnut? (Donut?)

I've been thinking about the fact we are 'two countries divided by a common language' thing myself this afternoon, in fact. I'd thought it was George Bernard Shaw - but 't internet attributes it to either him, Wilde, or even Winston Churchill! But that confusion over that quote's attribution only serves to emphasise the fact that the differences are so, well, different....!

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This is hilarious. It has me wondering if "short-ass" is a common usage. I've used "long-ass" plenty of times but never "short-ass." To paraphrase the great comic Mitch Hedberg, I wonder if "long-ass" is to "short-ass" as "nonchalant" is to "chalant."

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Terry, I love this post. The great thing about English is how it can evolve and bend to better serve needs of its speakers. In American English “ass” can be an adjective—an intensifier.

Long-ass = really long.

Cold-ass = really cold.

Big-ass = really large.

Dead-ass = really serious (serious as a death).

Someday I’m hoping to do a story on H. L. Mencken’s American Language books, which are highly dated but which capture the inventiveness of American usage and slang.

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I had a similar relationship with Buffy. But then I ended up marrying a Bond Girl.

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