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A cautionary tale (in part)

When you acquire a cat you have to keep him or her in for six weeks. However, in my house there are several means of egress that furnish any self-respecting cat with the opportunity to escape. For example, there is a cat flap, a front door, a back door and a window that very conveniently opens just above the kitchen roof. 

With this in mind, the cat's n…