Use A Spreadsheet For Literary Criticism

It's More Accurate

I really like the way the writer portrays something or other, and how nuanced his use of blah blah blah. However, I am surprised that such an eminent personage as Dr Bunkoff would dismiss Jenkins’ theory so lightly.... (A typical book review)

Literary criticism is all so vague. I mean, it’s like trying to grasp a cloud.

How about a more mathematical appro…