Library madness
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The worst thing about belonging to more than one library is that it's all too easy to take a book back to the wrong one. I did that a few months ago, and the following conversation ensued.
Librarian at the returns desk: This book doesn't exist.
Me: I must be hallucinating.
Librarian: No, I mean it doesn't exist on our system.
Me: Does that mean I can keep it then? Oh hang on, I've just noticed: this comes from a different library. Oops!
I remember a Professor Branestawm story in which he borrows a book from Great Pagwell library. When it's time to return it, he can't find it, so he borrows the same book from Upper Pagwell library, and returns that to Great Pagwell. This process continues until he has borrowed the book from every Pagwell district. In the end, he invites all the librarians in the area to his house, I think to come clean (I can't be absolutely sure because it is a long time since I read it). As the librarians browse the bookshelves, each of them finds their own library's copy of the book. The Professor has "filed" them in different sections of his bookshelves. So, all is well in the end.
These days, of course, that could never happen. Books are barcoded to within an inch of their lives, and digitised systems mean that the library knows exactly who has what books and when they are due. It's all much more convenient and efficient of course, but I can't help feeling what a pity it is that an insane, madcap story such as the one just related could not be written these days. Not because it would be unbelievable, but because it would be inconceivable.Even imaginary tales require a certain degree of credibility.
You may be interested to know that the length of this post, excluding the title, subtitle and this blurb, is 300 words long. This is an example of short-form writing known as a trabble.
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Love "trabble". It reminds me of a group of something, like birds maybe, or small furry creatures, "I saw a trabble of possum while walking in the woods". I can also relate to returning a book to a non-originating library. While working for the Austin Public Library, we had a shelf designated for books that were returned in the drive-through or indoor book drop, and not part of the APL system. We would log those books on a special clipboard with date received, what library it was from, and so on. It no one came to fetch the books, we put them on a book sale shelf. Not only were the books not returned to their homes, but the paperwork of taking a book out of circulation (for those libraries with the MIA books), can be arduous. Loved this post, btw.
Such a great post! I've been exploring my own relationship with the library recently - and I'm reading tonnes!
I'd never heard of a 'trabble'. Learning loads from my reading at the moment!