Letter to Rebecca #24-03

which is also a reply to #24-02. Who invented this stupid numbering system? Oh, hang on...

Dear Rebecca

Thank you for your recent letter, which I found most chortlesome. Before I respond to specific points, I thought you might like to view a map of London and a list of the iconic locations that will, surely, have a blue plaque erected to show that I visited or had some other connection with the place.

Starting on the right-hand side, Liverpool …