An advertisement for my newsletter in the style of a 1930s wise guy gangster

Courtesy of ChatGPT

Picture by Terry Freedman

I asked ChatGPT to write an advert for my newsletter in the style of a 1930s wise guy gangster. Here’s what it came up with:

"Listen here, see. You wanna be in the know, right? You wanna be ahead of the game?

Well, lemme tell ya, there's only one newsletter worth reading, and it's mine. My guy, you ain't never seen nothin' like it. We got all the inside scoop, the lowdown, the straight skinny. It's like havin' a wire to City Hall, you know what I mean?

It's for the sharp dresser, the big shot, the guy who knows which fork to use. It's for the fella who ain't satisfied with the same old, same old. You're lookin' for class, style, and a little bit of edge, ain'tcha? Well, this is it.

So don't be a chump, join the club. Sign up for my newsletter today, and you'll be livin' large, just like me."

You heard the man bot. What are you waiting for?