Hang on a second, the granting of your title was the result of your having purchased ONE square foot of Scotland?! Have you ever been to the location? Did you build a castle? I feel that as your biggest fan I need to seek it out in order to pay homage to your status, so please tell your staff to expect me next time I'm north of the border.
Your tea set-up has too many accessories. Teabag + boiling water + teaspoon + mug = all that I need. As for water boiled by GAS - well, we're not connected to the gas network in these parts, so if I were to only use gas-boiled water I'd have to go out to the van to use the propane ring, and that's too much faff even for a tea addict like me to be able to contemplate.
I am preparing my response to all of the above - and more - to send via the normal channels. You may expect my letter, duly numbered according to the new method, on Wednesday next.
Thank you for the chortles, Lord Freedman. I very much enjoyed your reply to Rebecca however, the sex scene did not deliver quite as advertised. I think the teapot was steamier. LOL.
Hmmm... I might just have to take up smoking again just so I can put his Lordship’s Scottish Contract into me pipe in order to smoke it!! Caught any salmon lately? Now that I’ve done groveling your Lordship, I’ll go find a tea bag and have a cup of tea... except that it’s after midnight here, which probably explains the advanced drivelling going on in this comment... hmmm....
Ah well, all the best Lord Freedman. Thanks for another scintillating epistle. 🥳
Is Lord Freeman secretly in charge of the Noise Abatement Society?
Is Lord Freeman available for parties?
Laughed all the way through, Lord Freeman!
Hang on a second, the granting of your title was the result of your having purchased ONE square foot of Scotland?! Have you ever been to the location? Did you build a castle? I feel that as your biggest fan I need to seek it out in order to pay homage to your status, so please tell your staff to expect me next time I'm north of the border.
Your tea set-up has too many accessories. Teabag + boiling water + teaspoon + mug = all that I need. As for water boiled by GAS - well, we're not connected to the gas network in these parts, so if I were to only use gas-boiled water I'd have to go out to the van to use the propane ring, and that's too much faff even for a tea addict like me to be able to contemplate.
I am preparing my response to all of the above - and more - to send via the normal channels. You may expect my letter, duly numbered according to the new method, on Wednesday next.
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Thank you for the chortles, Lord Freedman. I very much enjoyed your reply to Rebecca however, the sex scene did not deliver quite as advertised. I think the teapot was steamier. LOL.
Happy New Year to you and Lady Freedman!
Hmmm... I might just have to take up smoking again just so I can put his Lordship’s Scottish Contract into me pipe in order to smoke it!! Caught any salmon lately? Now that I’ve done groveling your Lordship, I’ll go find a tea bag and have a cup of tea... except that it’s after midnight here, which probably explains the advanced drivelling going on in this comment... hmmm....
Ah well, all the best Lord Freedman. Thanks for another scintillating epistle. 🥳